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Diamondhorse
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作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy Asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex."
Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've heard of That in health class
at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, Why are
there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."
"Cool" says the boy... He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these
for? "Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the Dad replied, "Those are for married
men son. One for January, one for February, one for March....up to December"
作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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- 英文笑话:一包三个、六个或者十二个 -- Diamondhorse - (1154 Byte) 2011-3-03 周四, 10:33 (1677 reads)
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