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文章标题: “So, what is sex like after fifty?” (653 reads)      时间: 2011-3-26 周六, 14:13
  

作者:云飞扬海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

We had a saying in West Texas: “Last night he thought he was a ten, when in fact he was an ass.” That applied to me more than once.

I like to joke around, but alcohol has a way of turning a quip or tease into a slash or insult. What seems funny with booze can sound so stupid later.

One summer night we were having dinner in Maine after a great day of fishing and golf. I had worked up a thirst, which I quenched with multiple bourbon and Sevens. As we were eating, I turned to a beautiful friend of Mother and Dad’s and asked a boozy question: “So, what is sex like after fifty?”

Everyone at the table looked silently at their food—except for my parents and Laura, who glared at me with disbelief.

The lovely woman let out a nervous laugh, and the conversation moved on.

When I woke up the next day, I was reminded of what I had said. I instantly felt that morning-after remorse. After I called the woman to apologize, I started asking myself if this was really the way I wanted to lead my life.

Years later, when I turned fifty, the good-natured woman sent a note to the Texas Governor’s Mansion: “Well, George, how is it?”


---- "Decision Points" by George W. Bush

作者:云飞扬海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com









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