A Kentucky couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
As the doctor began the procedure, he asked them what finally made them make the decision -- why after nine children, did they choose to do this?
The husband replied that he read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
