We live in a country where Rosa Parks had the courage and conviction to sit down long enough to start a revolution that led to Al Sharpton screaming racism every time Barry Bonds gets indicted for taking performance-enhancing drugs in order to break a home-run record set by a black man who didn’t even have the benefit of Advil.
Most newly born babies are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed together, kind of like Rene Zellweger pushed up against a glass window.
This kid would frighten Wes Craven.
Woody Allen shouldn’t order Chinese at a PTA luncheon.
If I want to stare at someone with mismatched features I would buy a Picasso.
He is a mix of Louis C. K., Jean-Paul Sartre, and Sholem Aleichem.
For all my Jack Kerouac pretensions, I wasn’t really drifting.
I began smiling and petting her like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.
百分之九十九的学生一脸茫然。
