作者：The Fifth Season 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
FML: Your everyday life stories
FMyLife: Share your every day life unfortunate moments and other fail funny stories.
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fXuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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作者：The Fifth Season 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
