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亚舟
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加入时间: 2004/02/23
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来自: 住在乡下 - 硅谷
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作者：亚舟 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
翻译得很一般，没有那么传神。看英文版的会更好玩。
纽约肯尼迪机场，满载乘客的美联航航班被取消了。只有一个柜台服务人员为大排长龙的倒霉的乘客们办理更改航班的手续。
突然，一个愤怒的乘客冲到柜台前， 他用机票敲打着柜台说：“我必须乘这个航班，并且必须是头等舱。”
柜台服务人员回答道：“对不起先生，我非常乐意尝试着帮助您，但是我必须先帮助您前面的这些乘客，然后我肯定会想办法解决您的问题”。
这名乘客并没有被打动，他用周围的人都能听得到的声音大喊着：“你知道我是谁吗？”
女服务员微笑着，从容的拿起麦克风， 她清晰的声音回响在整个候机楼。“各位旅客请注意，有一位乘客在14号登机门， 他不知道他是谁，如果有任何人可以帮助这位旅客确认他的身份的话，请到14号登机门来。”
在场的所有人狂笑不止。 这名愤怒的旅客怒视着女服务员，咬牙切齿的说：“操你丫挺的”。
没有丝毫的退缩，女服务员微笑着说“ 对不起先生，做这件事您也要先排上队”。
生活并不是如何在暴风雨中生存，而是如何在风雨中慢舞。
At JFK airport, a crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear:
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
作者：亚舟 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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