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海归草
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[个人文集]
警告次数: 1
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头衔: 海归中将
声望: 专家
性别:  年龄: 53
加入时间: 2006/05/19
文章: 4193
来自: NYC,LA,Chicago,Miami
海归分: 512448
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作者：海归草 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
老中版：
"中中, 我今天关饷[发薪]了, 请你吃火锅好吗?" [直译: 今晚请我吃火锅好吗?"]
是她爱吃的火锅, 所以这顿饭很和平. [女孩子感觉良好就不会闹事]
"好久没去泡吧了" [你陪我去酒吧好吗?]
她说那我一定要去SOHO看看, 可是我这一身衣服太随便了 [先带我去买衣服吧]
我忘带眼影了 [咱们去旁边银泰百货买点化妆品吧]
你不给我叫几个英语角帅哥来? [难道我要整晚对着你这老家伙?]
这里的音乐好吵啊 [也许是: 你怎么还不带我去开房啊?]
[无语] [也许是: 你是真不懂还是假不懂?]
好吧......我们还去哪里? [也许是: 你这个笨蛋, 真的不打算开房啊?]
要不我们先走走吧 [不愿放弃?]
以前她下车的地方离她家还有三五百米 可能我已不再是她的TARGET, 所以她不必再堤防我? [小人之心!]
以上还待完善。希望老狼列入课题组研究。
本草收集的英文版：（供98DX在美国使用。）（中国版本希望各位多提供！老中，麻烦你多做贡献啊。）
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing = Nothing.
Nothing = Everything.
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
作者：海归草 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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